sadxprincess:

I just really like food and orgasms

(via lundibix)

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

i am a grown-ass woman and that still struck some stone cold fear into my heart

(via faultybeef)

faultybeef:

when you just happen to go to the bathroom right exactly as you get your period

he rented a pianoooooooo

i have fallen stupidly in love with every single fucking character on this show

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

(Source: punkrockcomicart, via barlowstreet)

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

i just want a love like ryan and sharpay

I MEANT TROY AND GABRIELLA

STOP SUBMITTING PICTURES OF FOLGER’S COFFEE TO ME

chilope:

txtpostprincess:

if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

(via adammlligan)